Scary, but good times

When i was about four, my mother, sister, and I drove to California for vacation. We wanted to get there in a hurry so we hadnt ate anything all day. I was starving and my mom got my sister and I some Mcdonalds. We went to the beach to go swimming because it was the summer time and very hot outside. As we were eating our happy meals and playing with the little barbie toys inside, seguls stared at us with eyes full of hunger. I started walking along the beach eating my cheeseburger when... AHHH! About a flock of fifty to sixty seguls were chasing me. Of course a logical person would just drop the burger but I was starving! I kept running as fast as I could. My mother yelled at me to just drop the burger so i finally did and the seaguls stopped chasing me and started fighting over the burger. My mom got me a new burger and with anger asked the life guard if it was legal to shoot seaguls in California. As my mom yelled at the life guard, another rascal seagul tried to steal my big sister's barbie doll (she was 5-6) and she walked over to it and kept hitting the segul until he finally droped her doll. That day turned out alright after alll. Scary, but good times.
Do you know how embarrasing it is to have people laughing at you from all different angles but you are not watching them you are trying to dodge them so you dont get viciously torn apart by evil seguls? I was only four, cut me some slack. If you hadnt eaten all day you would be starving too. Think at the thoughts that were probly going through my tiny little head at that moment....
Run away from the vicious seguls
Dont drop your delicous Mcdonalds hamberger
What is your mother yelling at you
Dont trip over anyone
Your mother is telling you to drop the buger
Your body doesnt want to drop the burger
BAM your tiny little head understands!
The Seguls want the buger
Let them have the burger!
You will get another burger.
Victory at last.
No more fiesty seguls chasing you.
You will get another burger!!!!!!!!!!!11